David Gillespie
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February 19, 2010
Filed under Viewpoints Staff
David Gillespie is one of the new additions to the sub-government politely referred to as Viewpoints Staff. Here are a few facts of the mystery, the man.
- David once defeated a 13 foot crocodile using nothing but a tub of crisco and a butter knife
- In Zimbabwe, David is considered a shaman and witch doctor.
- David has published several books, and if you haven’t heard of them, you’re probably not qualified to even get your hands on them
- Superman wears David Gillespie underwear
- The Dalai Lama still owes him $15 bucks. Don’t ask why.
- On March 17th of every year, every 2nd child in Russia fasts and writes the sentence “To David Gillespie we are grateful” for the entirety of the day. Neither the Discovery Channel, nor History channel has been able to figure it out.
- National Geographic did an expose on David in 2004, and the issue was prevented from being published by PETA. No one exactly knows why
David plans to attend Central Washington University to get a degree in Music Education. He will then teach high school music by day, and fight crime under the alter-ego of the street wise vigilante known as General G Major by night.
His activities in high school include Symphonic Band, Leadership, Cross Country, Track, and underwater jousting. He has attended WIBC (Western International Band Clinic) for three years, achieving a spot in the top band for two of those years. He has attended District Honor Band for three years straight, and was 2nd chair in the State Honor band this last year. He was captain of the cross country team, and does research to protect the endangered Narwhal.
As a fellow David Gillespie, I can only say this is true for each and every David Gillespie.
We are a special breed.
Indeed we are, my friend.
And on a side note, after viewing your website, it has become apparent that every David Gillespie is also a musician. One may say, “Hey, that is an illogical statement, there is no proof!”. They would be wrong.